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David Schmader's "Last Days"

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Today I went rollerblading for 5 miles.

Now, if you know me, you know that's alot.

Ironically, it wouldn't be so bad, if it weren't for the five million cracks and bumps in the roads all over this city! Jesus Christ, where's a queen to flitter her wings in glorious blades if she can't do it in New York City?

The scenery was quite gorgeous today. It makes me very happy to see so many hot, sweaty men making the most of their time. Keep on keepin' on boys. Your muse loves it.

On another note, your muse made a special guest appearance at Mrs. N's 28th (read 42) birthday party at Sutton Place on the Upper East Side. Minus the frags and sorrostitutes, it was a fantabulous atmosphere! I even met a new boy, dear readers. I'll keep you posted on that as it develops.

Oh shit, my friend Mary Jane just dropped by. Looks like that's it for me friends! Until next time...

Ciao!!!!
GM

OH FUCK ME!

Dearest readers, you have no idea how long I worked on this post. I wrote, rewrote, spellchecked, rewrote, cut, edited, spellchecked, rewrote...

Then, just as I was preparing for the ultimate unveiling........

I deleted it.

So, to make up for my lack of posts and to compensate for my sheer laziness and annoyance at having lost everything I just wrote, here's a brief recap:

Broke up with the ex, celebrated, had a fling, let loose at work, made bunches of friends, had a new birthday, met three new interests, realized all were wishful thinking, nearly had a sexual harrassment suit, drank way too much, became a nearly reborn virgin (lack of sex), am ready to get laid, email pics to : gaymuse@gmail.com, having a blast, working out, getting hot body, will post when it's here.

So that was the jist of it, without le magret de canard aux noix.

Until next time...

Ciao,

GM

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